Social Oxymorphism

It’s an phenomenon where an elite individual initiates an email (with numerous attachments) addressing approximately 1/6th the enterprise directory in which 1/4th of people may not have any relation to its contents, and after numerous “reply-all” and forwards (now with apprx.3/4 or more its recipients with no relation), the email intelligently transforms into an instrument of irritation provoking its victims to perform acts of violence on their keyboard (usually “ESC” key breaking), this unavoidable phenomenon is called “Social Oxymorphism”.

I’m working on a remedy for this issue, any comments are welcome.